Top 5 Buttheads:
#5 Drug dealing dad shoved heroin and crack up his bum after being busted by police
#4 Horny bloke found masturbating in library managed to escape cuffs due to slippy hands
This guy HAS to be Nard’s cousin. Just look at him!
#3 Bloke ‘murdered wife, took selfie with corpse, and sent it to her family’
#2 Woman charged after killing baby by accidentally putting it in the oven
#1 11-year-old hatched plot to kill girl flirting with her boyfriend, Florida cops say
Bonus: Judge ‘sent 500 texts during murder trial and even mocked prosecutor’s genitals’