Derek D’s Were Caused By His Mom’s Getting D’s. - Big Ass World News 3/20/2024

Derek D

By Billy Madison Show

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A lot of parents want to come home and have a beer.

Most times my mom didn’t even come home.

Derek, you may have gotten D’s on your report card, but your mom was getting D’s as well!

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