#5 Red-faced bloke has 7-inch dildo removed from his bum he shoved there ‘for pleasure’
#4 Wanted man not happy with mugshot texts selfie to cops – ‘here’s a better photo’
Nard, you would do this. You’re a vain ass SOB
Yeah I Would!!!!
#3 Stalker creep calls woman ‘cute’ before following her off NYC subway train into building
#1 Silly bloke gives himself frostbite and loses both his legs in ‘insurance scam’
Bonus: Dad kicked to death by yobs and ‘choked on his tongue’ in front of his daughters