A Real Man Should Never on kissrocks.com

Topic Tuesday 11/03/09

We asked the KISS Extended Family to help us make a list of things a real man should never do. Are you guilty of any of the following? If so, please turn in your Man License immediately!

Wear Crocs
Worry and/or ask about his performance in bed
Own more than 6 pairs of shoes
Wear a "murse"
Be sensitive to the cold
Cry to get out of a ticket
Walk in a door before a woman
Listen to the Jonas Brothers
Know more than their primary colors
Cheat on their significant other
Use Twitter
Go to a tanning salon
Hit a woman
Straighten their hair
Shop to Bath and Body Works
Know the words to any musicals
Watch entertainment gossip shows
Enjoy a massage given by another man
Enjoy wearing holiday sweaters
Want to cuddle
Shave anywhere but the face
Wear pink
Dress pets in outfits
Use the term BFF
Have specialty ringtone
Get manicures or pedicures

Cross their legs like a woman
Send the wife out to check on noises in the night
Give a limp handshake
Speculate on how much play another man is getting
Drink anything with a straw
Be cashless
Have a tattoo on their lower back
Let someone else install his windshield wipers
Take a bubble bath alone
Be a WNBA fan
Pay more than $12 for a hair cut ($13.80w/tip)
Stand in line for hours to buy a ticket for Harry Potter or Star Trek movies
Let his wife lead the way at Home Depot
Let his woman baby talk to him
Sit down to pee
Wear gold nugget jewelry
Ask his wife permission to by cars, boats, or motorcycles
Buy a vehicle based on its safety rating
Play with his hair
Order a salad at Hooters

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