A Real Man Would Never on kissrocks.com

Topic Tuesday 09/25/07

It all started with a friendly debate about the proper way to cook bacon. One listener emailed John and said that a "real man" would never microwave bacon. A topic was born. Now, we're proud to present to you "Things A Real Man Would Never Do". Check it out...and if your habits made the list...it's time to check yourself.

Straighten their hair
Ask for help using pore strips
Wear pink
Sing along with chick songs
Show up to a football viewing party wearing cologne
Wear shorts shorter than their wife/girlfriend
Throw tantrums in bed
Shave their legs
Have their eyebrows sculpted
Drink fruity drinks (no umbrellas or whipped cream)
Wear matching outfits with their girlfriend
Give a ride on their motorcycle to another man
Wear chick deodorant
Do chores after having sex
Wear colored contacts
Shop at Bath and Body Works
Smoke Virginia Slims
Wear an "I'm With Her" t-shirt
Wear Crocs
Let the wife change a flat tire
Extend their pinky while drinking or eating
Sit down to pee
Cross their legs

Drive a VW Bug
Wear toe rings
Get their bellybutton pierced
Wear flip flops with socks
Order a beer dressed
Have a tramp stamp
Wear hip hugger jeans
Wear clear nail polish
Hang fake balls on their vehicle
Wear matching necklaces & pinky rings
Sit bitch when riding with their chick
Take a bath with candles
Talk to their guy friends while taking said bath
Have toy dogs as pets
Tell another man "you hurt my nipples"
Clip coupons
Cry at a wedding
Wear a murse
Pull their hair through back of ball cap
Wear a fanny pack
Buy tampons for your chick
Go to Mary Kay or Tupperware parties
Pick a chick flick over other movies when on a date
Watch Lifetime TV...even if they're married
Cry at a rock concert
Have fruity scented car spray

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