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Topic Tuesday 09/25/07
It all started with a friendly debate about the proper way to cook bacon. One listener emailed John and said that a "real man" would never microwave bacon. A topic was born. Now, we're proud to present to you "Things A Real Man Would Never Do". Check it out...and if your habits made the list...it's time to check yourself.

  • Straighten their hair
  • Ask for help using pore strips
  • Wear pink
  • Sing along with chick songs
  • Show up to a football viewing party wearing cologne
  • Wear shorts shorter than their wife/girlfriend
  • Throw tantrums in bed
  • Shave their legs
  • Have their eyebrows sculpted
  • Drink fruity drinks (no umbrellas or whipped cream)
  • Wear matching outfits with their girlfriend
  • Give a ride on their motorcycle to another man
  • Wear chick deodorant
  • Do chores after having sex
  • Wear colored contacts
  • Shop at Bath and Body Works
  • Smoke Virginia Slims
  • Wear an "I'm With Her" t-shirt
  • Wear Crocs
  • Let the wife change a flat tire
  • Extend their pinky while drinking or eating
  • Sit down to pee
  • Cross their legs
  • Drive a VW Bug
  • Wear toe rings
  • Get their bellybutton pierced
  • Wear flip flops with socks
  • Order a beer dressed
  • Have a tramp stamp
  • Wear hip hugger jeans
  • Wear clear nail polish
  • Hang fake balls on their vehicle
  • Wear matching necklaces & pinky rings
  • Sit bitch when riding with their chick
  • Take a bath with candles
  • Talk to their guy friends while taking said bath
  • Have toy dogs as pets
  • Tell another man "you hurt my nipples"
  • Clip coupons
  • Cry at a wedding
  • Wear a murse
  • Pull their hair through back of ball cap
  • Wear a fanny pack
  • Buy tampons for your chick
  • Go to Mary Kay or Tupperware parties
  • Pick a chick flick over other movies when on a date
  • Watch Lifetime TV...even if they're married
  • Cry at a rock concert
  • Have fruity scented car spray


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