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Here's our list of pick-up lines that listeners called in on Thursday, 09/06 for The Boy Girl Radio Network. Some are good...most wouldn't work on a hooker. Check 'em out.
Lisle & Hahn Morning Show
Here's our list of pick-up lines that listeners called in on Thursday, 09/06 for The Boy Girl Radio Network. Some are good...most wouldn't work on a hooker. Check 'em out. - Drop your pants, E.T. is coming home.
- You have beautiful D.S.L.'s.
- Were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cock!
- Do you have a little Mexican in you? Would you like to?
- I forgot my name, can you tell me yours?
- Are you accepting applications? Because I'd love to apply full-time!
- I love the color of your skin. Is it the same color all over?
- Let's go back to your place and rearrange your groceries.
- Your body must be a VISA because it's everywhere I want to be.
- Do you like blueberries or strawberries? I just want to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning.
- Can I borrow your vacuum? (To your neighbor)
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- I have a brand new ceiling fan at home...want to see it? Well the best way to see it is lying down!
- How much would you say a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.
- Hi my name is: ________
- If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is Thanksgiving can I see you inbetween the holidays?
- Wanna go for a ride? I have a motorcycle.
- So are you any good with that? (After getting busted checking out her ass)
- You must have swallowed a keg because I want to tap that ass.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only "10" I see.
- My name is _____. You'd better remember it because you'll be screaming it later.
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- Do you like a man that is good with a long board and knows the motion of the ocean? (from an ex-pro surfer)
- I know I'm not the best looking guy here but I'm the only one talking to you.
- Can you make a clone of yourself that's single for me? (For the married chicks)
- Are you a parking ticket? Because I see "fine" written all over you.
- Hi, what's your name? Really? Because that's the name of my next girlfriend.
- Do you sleep with a stuffed animal at night? Because I could be your teddy bear. (It worked - they're married)
- When I die and go to Heaven, I hope all the angels look like you.
- I'm sorry I'm so ugly, I'm from Alabama.
- You smell like chloroform.
- Do you have a drink card? No? Well I guess you're going home with me.
- What has two thumbs and likes you? Me! (She married him!)
- [Not A Line]: She put her lipstick on a napkin and had the bartender give it to the guy with a beer.
- Hey, I can breathe through my ears.
- Wanna come to a party? Where? In my shoes - tell your pants to come on down.
- My name is Steve Hahn from 99.5 KISS.
- Can I show you something in your size?
- Damn girl, the thickness fairy must have hooked you up in your sleep.
- Hey, does your baby need a last name?
- Do you have the time? To join me for a cup of coffee?
- You don't know this, but I'm a UFC cage fighter.
- Baby, are you walking or working?
- If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
- Would you like to come over for pizza and sex? What, you don't like pizza?
- For what I'd do you to you I'd need a tarp and some running space.
- Are you gay, bisexual, or straight?
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