• "Don't worry. I'll be your baby's daddy."
• "Do you have a library card? 'Cause I'm checking you out."
• "Is it close to Thanksgiving? 'Cause I want to stuff you!"
• "Do you like peanut butter? Want to screw?"
• "Hey, lose the hero and get with the zero."
• "Hi, you look like you could be my next girlfriend."
• "I'm like a snowstorm. I'll give you 6 or 7 inches and you won't be able to leave the house for a week."
• "Is your name Visa? 'Cause you're everywhere I want to be!"
• "Do you want to come over for sex and a movie? What - you don't like movies?"
• "Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only Ten I see!"
• "Hi, my name's James Brown. I'm half black from the waist down."
• "Wait a minute, you're forgetting something...me!"
• "Do you wash your pants in Windex? 'Cause I can see myself in them."
• "If I bought you a corn dog, could I watch you eat it?"
• "Are you an astronaut? 'Cause your ass is out of this world."
• "Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day."
• "Do you believe I can see the future? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants."
• "You look like you'd be really bad in bed. 'Cause you're just so beautiful you probably don't have to try."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?"
• "I know you've probably kissed a lot of frogs. What's another one?"
• "Do you work at UPS? 'Cause I swear you were checking out my package."
• "You know what would look good on you? ME!"
• "Excuse me, are your parents retarded? Because you look like a very special girl."
• While working in a nursery: "Sure, I'd love to get into your plants."
• Drop a sugar packet on the table and tell the waitress: "Hey, you dropped your name tag."
• Flexing his arms: "Excuse me, do you know of a good veterinarian? 'Cause these puppies are sick."
• "Hey, can your momma make another one of you?"
• "You have nice child-bearing hips."
• "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
• "Your legs must be tired. 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day."
• "Excuse me, did you fart? 'Cause you just blew me away."
• "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
• "Is your father a terrorist? 'Cause you're the bomb!"
• "I love the way your legs come together and make an ass of themselves."
• "How long did it take to shave those long legs?"
• "Do you have a map? 'Cause I'm lost in your eyes."
• "Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you're giving me a footlong."
• "Girl, you look so fine you make me want to get a job."
• "You look chemically balanced."
• "Excuse me, would you like to dance?" If she says no: "I think you misunderstood. I said you look fat in those pants!"
• "Girl, you so fine, when you take a bath, if you farted, I'd eat your bubbles."
• "How do you like your eggs in the morning - scrambled or fertilized?"
• "I may not be the best looking person here, but I'm the only one talking to you!"
• "Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here."
• "Yep, that’s right. I used to work at Hard Bodies."
• "Hey, you've got an onion butt. 'Cause it's bringing tears to my eyes."
• "My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."
• "You have beautiful legs. What time do they open?"
• "Your beauty makes me feel like the guy who robbed the 7-11 after the cops got him...stunned."
• "How 'bout you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."
• "I may not be Mr. Perfect, but I'll screw you until he shows up."
• "The only that that would make that dress more beautiful would be if it was laying on my bedroom floor at the end of the night."
• "How about we hop a plane to Vegas, get married, and see what happens."
• "Hi, I like you. Can I keep you?"

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