The Boy Girl Radio Network (04/03/08)
We asked the KISS Extended Family to share pick-up lines that they've heard or used. Here they are...the good, the bad, and...the creepy.
Lisle & Hahn Morning Show
We asked the KISS Extended Family to share pick-up lines that they've heard or used. Here they are...the good, the bad, and...the creepy.
- Look at her shirt tag and say, "Just like I thought...made in Heaven."
- "Let me get you drunk and molest you."
- "You must be a parking ticket because you've got 'fine' written all over you."
- "Are those space shorts your wearing? Because your ass is out of this world."
- "What a unique purse."
- "Are you from San Antonio? Because when I saw you I said 'AL-A-MO'!"
- While shopping for shoes, guy gets on one knee and says, "Let's try this glass slipper and see if it fits".
- "I was about to go home and 'blank'. Can I have a name to go with the face?"
- "You must be an award winning fish. I don't know if I should eat you or mount you."
- "Do you have a bottle of Windex in you pants? Because I can see myself in them."
- "Hey, you want to count shoulders?" (Count yours by touching them...then hers...now you've got your arm around her shoulders.)
- "Fat Penguin. What? I had to say something to break the ice."
- "God just called. He's missing his favorite angel."
- "You're as beautiful as a flower. I could plant a whole field of you."
- Finding a pack of sugar on the floor, tell the waitress, "Hey, you lost your name tag."
- For cops only: "Is there a problem officer?"
- "You are very beautiful lady."
- "Mmm, mmm, mmm...girl, girl, girl. You are so fine I'd love to be the family dog, just so I can get in your lap."
- "What's your name? Is it spelled h-o-t-t-i-e?"
- To the waiter / waitress: "Are you on the menu?"
- "Don't worry, I don't bite...unless you want me to."
- (Making siren sound) - "That's the ambulance coming to take me away because you stopped my heart."
- "What do you think of my moustache?"
- "You remind me of a Chef Boyardee commercial...Mmm-mmm beefy."
- "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but your beauty is too much to behold."
- "Give it back to me." She responds: "What?". You respond, "My breath...you took it away."
- "Do you have a band-aid?" She responds: "Why?". You respond, "I need it for the cuts on my arm" while showing off your "guns".
- "I lost my number. Can I have yours?"
- "Are those jeans felt?" She responds: "No". You respond, "Would you like them to be felt?"
- "What does it take for you to be my bitch?"
- "Is that a keg in your back pocket? Because I'd love to tap that ass!"
- "Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get."
- Her line: "Excuse me, can I take you for a ride?"
- His line: "How would you like to buy me a drink?"
- "Hey I know your brother!"
- "My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute."
- "Are you American? Because my flag is at half staff."
- "Nice ass."
- "Want to go back to my place and listen to KISS?"
- "Are you married, divorced, or single?"
- "The devil wants you to fornicate...and I'm the devil."
- "Well, I love your lovely lady lumps."
- "What's goin' down? Me on you as soon as we get outta here."
- "Let's go to my place and do some math. We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply."
- "If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I spend some time in between the holidays?"
- "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a bologna sandwich? No? Let's go out to lunch tomorrow and I'll show you."
- "That shirt is very becoming on you and if I were on you I'd be coming too."
- "Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you are DOPE!"
- "Is your dad a thief? No? Then, why did he steal the sparkle from the stars and put them in your eyes?"
- "Do you like apples? Want to f***?"
- "Do you have any Mexican in you? Would you like some?"
- "Do you work for UPS? Because I caught you checking out my package."
- When a hot waitress brings the receipt for your meal say, "Excuse me m'amm there's something wrong with the receipt. Your number isn't on it.
- "Baby you are so intoxicating you give me whiskey dick."
- "So I was walking down the road and guess what I saw? You and me K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
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