Top 25 Things A Man Over 30 Should Never Do
| 01. Bring his mitt to a professional baseball game* 02. Eat cereal endorsed by a cartoon character* 03. Use a crunk song as a ringtone* 04. Refer to either his friends or testes as "my boys"* 05. Devise secret hand shakes* 06. Refer to Latin women as mamasitas* 07. Dry hump* 08. Practice his autograph* 09. Watch past the end credits for the Adam Sandler "gag reel"* 10. Drink beer out of a helmet* 11. Wear his high school jacket 12. Party with people 10 years younger than him 13. Say "yo mamma" 14. Live at his parents house 15. Frequent comic book stores 16. Do beer bongs 17. See any movie with elves, mutants, wookies, or other nonhuman characters on opening night 18. Use more than one exclamation point in a row 19. Marvel at the acerbic wit of Dennis Miller 20. Camp at a rock concert 21. Eat or drink anything with the word Xtreme on the label 22. Have any cartoon characters on his toothbrush 23. Go to waterparks 24. Let his mom buy his clothes 25. Wear underwear with superheroes on them |
* = Taken from Esquire Magazine
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