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The Boy Girl Radio Network (04/10/08)
It all started with John talking about buying a MINI Cooper and his wife telling him, "That's a chick car." From there, the Extended Family weighed in on all the different activities that should be reserved exclusively for women. Now here's the final list..."It's A Chick Thing". If you're a guy and you're guilty of any of the following, you've broken a man law. Knock it off and man up.

  • Dressing in skinny jeans / chick pants
  • Wearing white frame sunglasses
  • Driving any of the following: MINI Coopers, Miatas, Civics, Spyders
  • Having ankle tattoos and/or tramp stamps
  • Wearing scented lotions
  • Drinking Mango Margaritas, Sour Apple Martinis, and/or Cosmopolitans
  • Getting your eyebrows sculpted
  • Wearing Crocs
  • Using a flat iron
  • Wearing fanny packs
  • Using Lip Smackers lip balm
  • Smoking Capri cigarettes
  • Wearing eyeliner
  • Going to a tanning salon
  • Getting a perm
  • Riding bitch
  • Getting a manicure and/or pedicure
  • Being a nail technician
  • Wearing short shorts
  • Tossing your hair
  • Wearing super tight shirts
  • Owning a toy dog
  • Getting highlights in your hair
  • Owning a huge shoe collection
  • Wearing make-up
  • Licking salt off a dressed beer
  • Crossing your legs
  • Using "text-speak"...OMG...LMAO
  • Taking a long time to get ready
  • Watching "The Hills"
  • Using Noxzema
  • Resting your baby on your hip
  • Having tongue or navel piercings
  • Coordinating accessories

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