Name: Lauren "The Phone Screener" (email)

Birthdate: Oct. 2, 1978  
 
Birthplace: Chicago, IL

Height: I can see over the counter at Wendy's.

Weight: I'm not being lifted by a crane off my couch.

Bust: Note to self...remember to stand on 17.

Waist: Yes, I've been wasted before...what was the question?

Ambitions: Become a full time jock and get mayo outlawed on burgers.

Turn-Ons: Brains, someone who can laugh at the world and himself, a really well made drink.  
 
Turn-Offs: Hardcore Rap and Smooth Jazz (they're so lame!), melancholy drunks, people who are rude to wait staff, racism, whiny chick rock.  

My Philosophy: "The journey, not the arrival, matters."

My Fantasy: I work for a rock station...it doesn't get much better than that. Although I do have this dream of me, Slash and a bucket of cool whip...I'm kidding...not really.

When I Wake Up In The Morning I Remind Myself: Must get to work before Kelley...coffee, need coffee.  

Who Do I Love: My friends and family.

Favorite Dish: Fried Chicken...mmmmmm.

Favorite Rock Bands: Foo Fighters, Toadies, The Offspring, RHCP, Pearl Jam, Papa Roach, The Donnas, Led Zeppelin, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Rage Against the Machine, Metallica.

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