Name: Kelley Kendall (email )
 
Bust: Sagging
   
Hips: Manly

Waist: Smaller than my bust size - THANK GOD
   
Height: 5'7"

Weight: Are u F’n kidding me? Really...you should know better than to ask a lady that question.
 
Birthdate: May 7th

Birthplace: I come from my mother. I am Gerry's kid.
 
Ambitions: To someday own a car and breasts that are less than 3 years old  
 
Turn-ons: Cold beer, expensive wine, sleeping late, and KY warming gel  
 
Turn-offs: Lisle & Hahn  
 
My philosophy: If they don't sell it at Target, I don't need it  
 
My fantasy: It's hot and steamy and requires real butter - an All You Can Eat Lobster Bar  
 
When I wake up in the morning I remind myself: I gotta go to work  
 
Favorite rock bands: As long as it's not rap, rap related or hip-hop oriented I enjoy it all.  
 
Coolest thing you've done as a jock: Nothing tops seeing and touching Steve Hahn's hemorrhoid - looked like a slice of tangerine  
 
  Lisle & Hahn Morning Show